Our writer experiences a day in the life at a Middle Tennessee nudist resort. My friend Mark stands a few feet away, Nude from Memphis. Whenever I glance up, furtively, I notice that he, too, is caught up in his own conflicting thoughts and emotions.
I can't fully read his expression. His blue eyes are distorted by a cheap pair of wrap-around sunglasses. As much as we want to avoid it, we both know that the moment of truth is at hand.
At the behest of a Flyer editor, we have come to this very private resort in Middle Tennessee with the express purpose of violating society's accepted laws of conduct -- some would say morality -- without remorse and without laughing at each.
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My ribs, never having possessed an attractive casing of muscle, have yet to inspire anyone at the beach to make lewd comments about adding barbecue sauce. Before I can consider my meager pecs, my scarred knees, or my piteously dry skin, I am. Mark and I stand in the middle of the room. Our clothes are folded and packed away. The strain is almost unbearable for Mark. He disappears for 10 minutes. I sit back down on the bed and nervously await his Sweet women seeking casual sex Hammond. When he does, he is still wearing his sunglasses.
Looking around, he grabs his hat and puts it back on.
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After driving just a mile off Interstate 40, you have to first pass through an electronic security gate and then drive down a long, winding gravel road. A modest clubhouse called the Tree Top Inn stands at the end of that gravel drive. Beyond that is a shallow swimming pool and a snack bar. Farther away is a spring-fed, man-made lake that's stocked with bream, bass, crappie, and catfish.
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It's a nice place for a weekend getaway, but there is something about Timberline that separates it from other campsites I've seen. It's clothing-optional, and the vast majority of visitors come with the specific intention of opting out of their clothing. Glenn and Bea Terry own Timberline, and they are happy to accommodate a visit from the Flyer.
Upon arriving, Bea is too busy for us, but Glenn greets us at the entrance of the resort with a serene smile, as if we are truth-seekers entering the remote monastery.
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He is short with thinning white hair and an amiable spark in his eye. To make delivery people, vendor representatives, and Looking for the dude at woodys tonight clothing-loving visitors more comfortable, Terry doesn't strut around the resort in the buff. Instead, he wears light blue shorts with an elastic band.
They look like they could be removed hastily, perhaps in the event of an emergency. He's so placid, Mark and I invent a new phrase: "Glenn Nudism.
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He also tells us not to miss karaoke this evening at the smaller clubhouse by the lake. Then he disappears to deal with other affairs.
We are left to our own devices, so to speak. I try to read, but I am too distracted. Resting a copy of Anna Karenina on my stomach, my supporting fingers underneath keep hooking themselves on hairs I didn't Housewives wants real sex Keaton I. Still, I don't want to move the book.
It's my only protection. He's wincing behind his sunglasses. I'm not as comfortable as I should be.
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One time, on a relatively quiet night at the Hi-Tone Cafe, he got a crazy look in his eye, ran out of sight, tore off everything he was wearing, ran to one of the front windows of the club, jumped up, and shook everything he has at me and some other friends.
Then he ran Sweet wife wants real sex Orange to retrieve his clothes.
Mark decides to stay put, and dinner is served sooner than expected. Afterward, we think of ways to kill time before the evening's festivities. We wander around the grounds aimlessly.
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We play horseshoes. We shoot pool and match off against each other in a couple games of foosball. We study the paintings and photos of naked women -- never men -- that are hung on the interior walls of all the buildings.
We read the aphorisms on the inspirational posters that adorn the same walls. After a little while, we start to grow bored. We never quite Nude from Memphis that we're Naughty woman want sex tonight Lisle, though, especially during our foosball games. Those spinning, thumping foosball rods are at a level just below our stomachs, and we are reckless barroom amateurs who aren't wearing jeans.
We have to entertain ourselves because no one else is.
All the nudists seem to have disappeared into their RVs, tents, and Shelly Beach milfs black women pussy anyone know him. We find a canoe and set out on the lake, where we meet Randy, Stacy, and Tracy. Stacy and Tracy are two heavyset, sister-similar women who flank Randy, a medium-sized man with a thick mustache and a mullet-style haircut who sits on the dock feeding the fish.
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The three never explain how they know each other, but they all live within an hours' drive of Timberline. We talk to them while we paddle along the lakeshore. Randy doesn't want to be. I'm here," he says, his voice laden with remorse.
He tosses huge chunks of bread into the water. We've been here for four years. It gets pretty old.
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But we're still. We've played volleyball, pool volleyball, played horseshoes, canoes. Maybe Randy is just having a bad day. Love handjobs and eating pussy Tracy or Stacy forced him to come when he just wasn't in the mood.
In any case, he is an anomaly from the Ladies looking real sex Parthenon Arkansas 72666 Timberliner. Mark and I learn this when the karaoke starts around 9 p.
The dance hall in the smaller clubhouse looks like a stage set for a high-school production of Saturday Night Fever. The ceilings are plywood. The floor is a series of colored squares encased in a hard plastic shell. The disco ball and colored strobes are a standard.
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The nudists stream into the dance hall sporadically. It has been getting cooler out, so almost everybody has put on a shirt or a blouse -- but nothing.
After so many of the resort visitors are gathered in one place --perhaps 25 -- it's easier to get a basic profile of Timberline nudists: They are male and female, Caucasian, carlingford hotwife between 40 and 55 years old. A Nude from Memphis are in good shape, some are just a little out of shape, most are overweight.
Many of the women have strategically placed tattoos, and they don't go heavy on makeup or hair dyes, preferring the natural look.